Signs that the Olympics have done weird things to your head
* You have
decided on a name for your next child - Cathy if it is a girl
and Van den Hoogenband if it's a boy
* You have
actually spotted Syd, Millie or Olly
* You know that there will be plenty of tickets to see 'Hollow Man' on Friday night, but you still started queuing on Wednesday
* You have begun
to wear your drivers licence around your neck
* You just had
another argument with the neighbours - about synchronised
swimming
* Your five
essential food groups are: Burgers, pizza, Thai, kebab and
leftovers
* You don't know
the entire Lithuanian national anthem, but you are pretty sure
that the first line is, 'Lithuania, our homeland, you
are the land of heroes'
* Your Bruce McAvaney impression is beginning to sound less like a Pakistani greengrocer and actually a bit like Bruce McAvaney
* You have tried hypnosis, heavy drugs and three days in confinement,but you still can't get the songs Absolutely Everybody, Carry The Flame and Dare To Dream out of your head.
* You have
figured out the rules of the cycling points race, only eight days
after the event finished
* You can pronounce 'Gregorieva' even though you can't spell it
* You have
forgiven the IOC
* You believe
that the Volley ball court on Bondi Beach could be turned into a
massive beach cricket stadium
* You can't
remember who won the football grand final
* You've seen
John Howard on TV so much, that last night you dreamed that
you actually voted for him
* You slept
through the alarm clock yesterday and got the full three hours
sleep
* You are
thinking of taking up jogging in your lunch hour because Athens
is only four years away
* When you called your girlfriend your 'little fat-arsed wombat', it was an endearment
* You have
forgotten what Eddie McGuire looks like
* You open your
bag for inspection and remove the metal objects from your pockets
before going through your front door
* You have a
favourite trampolinist